I know this blog was supposed to be about drinking my way through The Bartender's Guide while becoming vegan, and the title does imply a little detox; still, I'll admit it's pretty disportionate. I've pondered this inconsistency, and lest pondering lead to the more depressing rumination, I've kept my pondering in the style of the rhyme that good old cousin Joan taught me (see earlier post). Questions to ponder about becoming vegan, asked and answered:
Would ya?
that's empirical, as I used to tell my daughter when she wanted something and I was trying to put her off; it drove her crazy
Could ya?
yes, I can do anything I want, nyah, nyah, nyah
Do ya wanna?
Apparently not, given my love of cream
If I let ya, are you gonna?
Let me? Don't get me started ...
Aw, come on, you said you would, what's the matter ... scared?
Heck yes, I'm scared of becoming more insufferable than I already am, and besides, inconsistency is my strong suit and I'm not giving it up without a fight.
Hmmm ... what to do about the title? I'll ponder it ... suggestions?
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I think you should keep it. It might hook in a few vegans, and once they read your blog, they'll want to keep coming back even if there's absolutely nothing about becoming vegan. Of course, they might start giving you suggestions and berating you for not having yet made it to their purer lifestyle, but then again- that could be fun. :)
Somehow I'd missed this post. The title is sort of like the gin mellow...there might be another one out there that's better, but in the mean time, not half bad. LOVE the questions.
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